Ozark Sayins’


If you were born and raised in the Ozarks you without a doubt have fond memories of your Granny,  Grandpa, Ma, Pa, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, and neighbors using some colorful adages from time to time to make their point.

For those of you visiting beautiful Ozark Mountain Country, we would like to share some of those phrases with the hope they will bring a smile and a chuckle to you as they do us locals.

Fair to Middlin’ (slightly above average)

He couldn’t whip his way out of a paper bag

Your eyes are bigger than your stomach

Still wet behind the ears

The squeaky hinge gets the oil

Full as a tick

Just go down the road a piece

Cold as a well digger’s hind end

Slick as a wax snake on a marble floor

Duller than a widder-woman’s ax

Slow as a seven year itch

We aren’t sure if it was the humorous sayings or remembering the smell of Ham & Beans, Cornbread, and Berry Cobbler cooking while they were conversing that brings that warm feeling of family back every time we read these!


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